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Man Born without Head Discovers He Cannot Wear Hats

In Crezy Noos on September 7, 2014 at 2:17 pm

In a strange twist, we revealed the whole story in the headline. There is no further information. We are not even sure of the man’s name. Neil something. Age anywhere from 23 to 71. When contacted via phone for a comment, he had this to say: “…”

As a comparison, the following are photos of men who, surprisingly, were born with heads. It is unconfirmed whether or not they could wear hats:

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Professor Ulrich Krock loves to use his amazing cranium to head-butt his students, think of solutions to problems, and nod. He feeds it four Slim Jims every morning to keep it docile.

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Little Donny Dope, who always tied ribbons on his guitar because he thought it made him play better. Hey, Donny, stop smiling! You have scabies!

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This man, Dr. Wa Wa Wuggsywoo III, is naked and lacks any genitalia. But at least he has a head!

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